My favourite ‘types of people’ gag, which I can find no source for, is:
There are 10 types of people in the world: Those that understand binary and those that don’t.
The funny bit is that 10 is the number ‘2’ in binary — maybe that’s self evident though? [NOTE - In binary the 10 would denote ‘one, zero’ not ‘ten’]
Insofar as there’s a theme this week, it could be ‘types of people’. Hopefully, you’re the type of person that enjoys that sort of thing.
As always, thanks for reading!
(Of course, all the types end up marrying.)
Our dishwasher seems to consistently choose time over cleanliness.
Here’s the difference between my husband and my families, distilled:
Optimists:
The implied category in the following is ‘people who have to make the dinner’ vs. ‘people who only have to eat it’:
(I do think an underrated element of being an adult is getting to pick your own food all the time.)
I’ll preface this by saying, this could very easily be me:
Quotable Quote
Finally, from the The Office:
“Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.” [Michael Scott]
Rules for living: Pick one but if you can’t one, pick two.
xx Katherine xx
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